speckled cobra
corn p–p. brown t-rd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.
guy 1: ugh i hate going to warped tour.
guy 2: why? the best bands play there?
guy 1: yeah, but i always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue p-ss water.
guy 2: oh… dude. umm…
guy 1: what?
guy 2: that was mine.
guy 1: -cries-
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