Speed Buddies
1. when you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. when you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.
1. oh d-mn, my speed buddy just turned away. it was rather comfortable to drive behind him. i guess now i’ll have to watch my speedometer.
2. i really hope i’ll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.
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