speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend


(n.) a short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed b-mp partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed b-mp partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed b-mp partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.

the term “speed b-mp girlfriend” or “speed b-mp boyfriend” gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed b-mp: it needs to be p-ssed and will come and go quickly.
speed b-mp girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:

speaker 1: tommy just got his first girlfriend.

speaker 2: and tommy is how old…?

speaker 1: 13.

speaker 2: she is probably just a speed b-mp girlfriend.

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