speed date
an organised social event to facilitate meeting new people, usually for hetros-xuals wishing to meet new potential partners.
equal numbers of both s-xes attend, usually paying a gratuity of around gbp£20. each spends about three minutes talking to each member of the oppposite s-x – the social interaction that takes place therein is referred to as a ‘speed date’.
at the end of the evening everyone marks on a card who they would like to date again and who they wouldn’t. the organisers then swap contact information between matches – usually an email address or mobile phone number.
speed dating apparently started in new york, and was popularised by tv show ‘s-x in the city’. it is now most popular amongst professionals in their mid 20’s and 30’s.
i went on a speed date and n-body likes me.
to partake a social engagement with a member of the opposite s-x while on the drug speed. while on the date everything moves remarkably fast. see quick.
tony and mariela went out to the mongolian barbecue, drove to the lake, got a speeding ticket on the way, sprinted down the beach, removed their clothing, did the deed, kissed each other good night, and returned home in a matter of 4.2 seconds
a method of masturbation that has to be performed quickly.
i broke up with my girlfriend so i had to speed date before work.
when 2 members of the oppost-te s-x meet for a 20 min date ofcoffee and conversation. this situation leave more options ie. if you like her you might let her buy you dinner. if she winds up being a freakshow you can always say. “ah shucks… i forgot… i need to go floss my cat”
speed dating is for w-nkers.
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