speed dick
the worst thing in the world. your p-n-s looks as if it has taken a time machine back to when you were first born. yet you are really h-rny, but are scared to show it to women, because they might mistake it for a vienna sausage.
right now i have been on a speed run since 10 o’clock in the morning (it is now 12:15 at night). i’ve been in ice cold ocean water, and my p-n-s is smaller than ever, plus i cannot acheive an erection. my nuts have un-dropped. f-ck speed d-ck.
when your p-n-s shrinks whilst taking amphetamines. long term use can make the effects permanent.
yes permanent! if you suffer speed d-ck too many times it stays small forever!
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