speed turdin’
the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. little to no splash audible. solid t-rd form only.
phil: pause the game real quick
devin: why?
phil: i gotta go speed t-rdin’
(24 secs later)
~flush~
phil: lets go
devin: not your fastest run…
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