Speedway


a place for hookers/sl-ts/wh-r-s, or anyone just lookin’ for fun. usually very busy and popular. the speedway is normally in business anywhere from midnight to 5am. if you plan on attending one of speedway’s nightly orgies, rapes, are one-on-ones, be careful. it’s some seriously f-cked up sh-t. entire bathrooms and offices have been redone in the past due to “work related incidences”. speedway does, in fact, take coupons. be sure to leave tips!
“so, what’d you do last night?” “i don’t f-ckin’ know, i just woke up naked on a street corner with a coupon stuck up my -ss cheeks.” “awesome! you were at speedway, too?!”
the -n-l orifice.
mate, i gave it to her up the speedway so hard last night, she screamed for a donkey punch.

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