Speiss


(verb) to do a speiss is to actively make oneself as fugly as possible
(noun) see ugly, a myspeiss is a terrible mysp-ce
stop pulling a speiss, d-mn thats one ugly speiss

that myspeiss is nothing but kittens
to take ordinary english words and create “alternative” and “unique” spellings.
“when she filled in the form, she speissed it so badly that it was unreadable”

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