spenk
wearside. descriptive of a gimp; one who is something of a gonk.
not a term i ever heard before i started working in sunderland, but i was called it there on a daily basis.
hawaire man charlie y’f-ckin spenk.
a geek or nerd who concentrates his nerdishness on one particular thing.
this can often be used as an insult informing that person that they are being a geek about something and to stop it.
dan like fish, i wish he’d shut up about them hes a right fish spenk.
jimmy stop rapping your rubbish you spenk!
the last dribbles of -j-c-l-t- when one has come to the end of one’s best performance.
the lowly offerings generated by a pair of w-nked flat b-ll-cks usually following a marathon session.
from spent sp-nk.
“i was trying to claw my way to the door while she was pulling me back into the room. she’d milked me clems 4 times already, all i had left was me spenk!”
when u splooge in youre eye.
i was jerkin about carmen electra and nothin came out so i took a closer look and got spenked
first poo of the day is a spenk
hhm, i’ve just had a spenk and it’s only 7am
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