Spentology


the dedicated study of:

a) spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) spend and spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) active, p-ssive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) spent
aaron: “yo spentos, done any study for your spentology exam?”

spentos: “bro, i’ve got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i’m not moving off this couch”

andy: “f-ck bro you’ll p-ss for sure!”

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