sperf


the sperm of a smurf. plain and simple.
look at all that blue sh-t on that b-tches face! she got sperf all over her!
when one or more sperm cells surfboard, specifically onto another object. a “sperfable wave” can be any object or person.
omg. my load just sperfed all over your face.

later my b-lls will unload their compet-tors into the lake for a round of sperfing.
word used to describe a puertorican when one is in the presence of puertoricans, instead of using the obviously deregotory term spic.
(scene in crowded nyc mcdonald’s)
white boy #1- check out that sperf with the air jordans.
white boy #2- yeah. well check out the one with the crazy look on his face.
the act of c-mming in a girls -ss hole then having her sh-t it out, then you wipe it all over their chest with your d-ck.
dude that chick looks like she got sperfed all over last night

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