sperl


the watery like discharge from a squirtable ketchup bottle that has not been previously used.

“oh man, i squeezed sperl all over my hamburger!!”
to shoot an innocent child by mistake. named for tony sperl, a police officer who shat and killed an 8n year old kid in california who was holding a squirt gun.
oh sh-t, i did a sperl last night. took me an hour to get the brain matter cleaned off my shoes

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