Sperm Aqueduct
pr-nunciation: ‘sp&rm ‘a-kw&-“d&kt
a woman whose v-g-n- is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she’s left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her v-g-n- a s-m-n storage device. seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the hoover dam. a sperm aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the “sperm bank”.
the term sperm aqueduct can also be used with h-m-s-xual connotations also. see example 2
1: billy’s mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in north america.
2: billy’s is such a h-m- that his -ss is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.
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