Sperm Burn
the effect where one put’s one’s hand in a recently -j-c-l-t-d pool of sperm on a bed and reacts wildly due to the sudden sensory effect of the unexpected damp.
person a: aaaaah (waves hand wildly)
person b: dude, what the f-ck?
person a: i just got sperm burned from your j-zz, -sshole.
the result of dryed up -j-c-l-t- on a face.
steve could not go out sat-rday because of the sperm burn recieved on friday night.
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