sperm check
when another man points out a piece of food and/or thick sauce on another mans face. usually around the lips.
alex walks in with a bit of ranch on his lips
bill, “sperm check.”
-alex quickly wipes ranch from lips-
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- head poncho
1. noun. used to describe the leader of a pack. similar to head hancho except a much better leader and awsomer. a rank most people only dream about. 2. the top part of poncho. like the hood part. since natalie led her crew team’s strokes, she earned the rank of head poncho.