sperm-donor

any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a j-rk–ff or by sweet talking a female into letting his loser–ss f-ck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won’t daddy-up.
mr. squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.
the person that gets a female pregnant but doesn’t help her with the child in any way, shape, or form. in some cases they don’t acknowledge the child at all.
i saw my sperm donor today. he came by to see my daughter and had the nerve to be empty handed.
my father, the -sshat.
i disowned my father so now i call him the “sperm donor”.
1. a male figure who wants a child, has a child, then tries to deny the child to get out of paying child support.
2. a male figure whose child cannot stand him.
1. kenny blackmailed her into having that baby, but he turned out to be nothing but a sperm donor.
2. she won’t even refer to him as her father, she calls him sperm donor to his face.
a boy (not a man), whose sole contribution to the upbringing of his offspring can be repaid by sending him a j-zz soaked hankie and a note bearing the words “now i owe you nothing”(an excellent quote from salvadore dali).
1. adam, my sperm donor, is so lame that he gave the state a false employer name right before christmas.
2. robert, a boy in a girlie man body, is the avatar of all narcissistic, anhedonic, joyless sperm donors.
3. elliott, who seemed like a decent sort of fellow, was living a lie every time he called himself a ‘father’. in fact, given his many failures to live up to the most minimal definition of the word, the best he could hope for is the ignominious apellation “sperm donor”.
a father or a dead beat dad.
my sperm donor hadn’t spoken to me since i was 5, and now im 25.
a sperm donor is a man who does the bare minimum with his child.
a sperm donor only does what the courts ordered him to do, pay for health insurance and see child 4 days a month. can’t be bothered with a sick child, er visits, doctors appointments, procedures, lab work or hospital stays.

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