Sperm Sock
1: when your out of stuff to clean your mess after you m-st-rb-t-, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.
2: put the sock on your p-n-s and proceed to m-st-rb-t-. it will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. and you can add lotion for extra pleasure.
3: v-g-n-
1: person 1: sh-t dude last night i was lonely as f-ck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no tp so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.
person 2: eww sperm sock
2: person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.
person 2: wtf?
3: person 1: my d-ck was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.
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