Sperm Zombie
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s on a girls face and gets it in her eye and she runs around like a zombie, looking for a towel with her arm stretched out.
dan: i j-zzed in my girl’s eye and she became a sperm zombie looking for a towel
alex: oh my g-d, i’m dying of laughter right now.
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