spermabilia
when a psychotic woman collects and saves sperm from the guys she sleeps with.
dawn has a bunch of spermabilia, including used condoms, panties, and napkins with loads of dried c-m in them. sometimes she cheeks the load and then spits it into a sandwich bag.
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