Spermicterus


when a guy hasn’t had s-x in a while, and all the sperm that he hasn’t c-mmed, “backs up” into his brain. so now all he thinks about is having s-x.

a play on the condition, kernicterus, in which unconjugated bilirubin deposits into the brain of a newborn, causing severe physical and mental problems.
man, john has a case of spermicterus. all he does is talk about s-x. he really needs to get laid.

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