Spermy Butthole


a mixed drink. one part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part mountain dew, one part red bull, and two parts vodka. named so because you’re likely to have one after you drink something this gay.
eric is 6’4”, 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy b-tthole. i dare you to call him queer.

Read Also:

  • Don Henley

    lead singer and drummer for the 70s rock band the eagles. had a successful solo carrer after they split, with hits such as boys of summer, end of the innocence, and all she wants to do is dance. besides joe walsh, don henley is the only memeber of the eagles to have a succesful solo […]

  • sphincterlicious

    the act of being rear-ended (-n-l s-x) that is so satisfying it makes the receiver scream. man, he f-cked me so good it was sphincterlicious. when something that you think should taste like -ss, ends up tasting pretty good. or anything metaphorically equal. as in you thought that was going to suck… but it didn’t! […]

  • Donkey Barn

    a place where all you find is ugly girls. dude my school is such a donkey barn!

  • Spoof Catcher

    spoof catcher refers to the v-g-n- capable of holding vast quant-ties of spoof released from the spoof cannon. my spoof cannon’s full.

  • Stirring Porridge

    making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their -j-c-l-t- inside the said woman, her p-ssy being full c-m, hence porridge! i don’t know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he’ll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale. bagging up […]


Disclaimer: Spermy Butthole definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.