Spew Alert


to warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn’t read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard…

“a little joke for you >spew alert<" "d-mn, dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the g--ts-, i need a new keyboard"

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