Speye


when one manages to get sperm in an eyeball, the aftermath is a speye.

a speye is quite painful and leaves your eye quite red for maybe 8 hours. i know this because i once shot sperm in my girlfriend’s eye and her eye looked like she had contracted conjunctivitis (commonly called “pinkeye” or bloodshot eye) for 8 hours.
david was lying in bed last night having a good old w-nk and accidently got sperm in his eye and gave himself a speye.

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