Sphenisciformosanikleptophobia


fear that, one by one, the penguins are stealing one’s sanity.
jimmy hasn’t left the house lately. he’s writing threatening letters to his great-great-great grandchildren and won’t believe they haven’t been born yet. it’s kind of ironic that he seems to have sphenisciformosanikleptophobia; he won’t go to the zoo. ever.

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