Sphinctazzle
the -n-l equivalent to ‘vagazzle’
practised amongst both the gay and straight communities alike, ‘sphinctazzle’ is the artform of decorating one’s b-m hole with all manner of shiney and sparkley artifacts, in an effort to draw attention of a prospective mate to one’s r-ct-m.
before i go out, i like spend, like, at least 2 hours on my sphinctazzle, all these accessories be costing me, like, £500 a month, but its sooo worth it.
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