Spicy Brownsword


a spicy brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your p-n-s, sticking it up your female counterpart’s b-m to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.
-“how did you woo her tonight mate??” – “oh, i gave her the spicy brownsword!! worked a treat!”

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