Spider Flange


a v-g-n- that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. it grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.
no 1: i had a rough woman last night…

no 2: what happened?

no 1: i think she had a spider fl-ng- ’cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg…like a web.

no 2: raging for you. i heard you got fruit gummed….

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