Spider Fucked
so a spider has 8 legs, so if you are getting spider f-cked,
check a few things,
1.) are there 2 d-cks in your v-g-n-?
2.) are there 2 d-cks in your -ss?
3.) are there 2 d-cks in your mouth? ….. add
4.) are there 2 d-cks in your hands?
if you answered yes to all of these questions, then you have been spider f-cked!!
ryan: “i skulled f-cked your mom last night!”
matt: ” yeah well i spider f-cked your mom last night!”
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