Spider Jerusalem
spider jerusalem is a fictional character and the protagonist of the comic book transmetropolitan, created by writer warren ellis and artist darick robertson, published by the vertigo of dc comics.
he’s an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. his articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
his bad -ss qualities aren’t the only reason he’s such an awesome character but it’s the futuristic setting he’s placed in. everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.
you should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren’t a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, s-x and aliens.
babel feedsite: “when asked about the column by our correspondent,spider jerusalem laughed, shat in the camera and threw dog carc-sses to an admiring audience.” (#15p22)
my hero, and god, the coolest b-st-rd on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and… he’s from transmetropolitan, buy the d-mn comic!!!!
“dude, there’s this comic called ‘transmetropolitan’ no, its not an ice-cream you douche.”
adjective: when things have gone completely awry in ways that no-one could ever have predicted, usually entirely out of the blue.
well, admittedly that was one crazy yom kippur, but it was when we hit reno that everything went a bit spider jerusalem.
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