Spider Monkey
a high level s-x move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. also called the “gut crusher”. see any bangbus episode featuring ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. see also: dirty sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.
the sl-t kept beggin for more so i went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.
the act of intercourse with deep pentatration. the man puts the b-tch on her back holding her legs next to her head. he then sits on her -ss pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! be careful you could seriously injure the b-tch if you do it -n-l…
the fat sloppy b-tch was brutally spider monkeyed!
verb
the act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. for best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.
wow, look at that tall chick. i would love to spidermonkey all over her.
an adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. a person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.
also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
as a verb
“did you guys see saw? yeah, i almost cr-pped my pants when jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!”
as an adjective
guy #1: hey man. how did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?
guy #2: actually it was pretty awesome. she was so spidermonkey- i almost p-ssed out trying to keep up with her.
in the workplace
(at mcdonald’s)
boss: a kid dropped their shoe behind the play place, so i’m gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
little bits of nugget poo rapped in -n-l p-b-s
i have some lovley spidermonkeys
sh-t in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.
i like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.
the practice of rectal inspection by one’s -ssosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at auckland zoo, new zealand
‘hey man, upto tomorrow?’
‘not much, you?’
‘same here…y’know, i could really use a spider-monkey. it’s been a while.’
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