spider on the ceiling
the jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. the act of blowing vile -ss vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.
stephen released a vile, g-ssy emission under the covers and then told mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. stephen giggled to himself as mary puked repeatedly.
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