Spider Punch


a spider punch is performed when receiving oral s-x from a female just before you -j-c-l-t- you pull your c-ck out of her mouth and c-m in your hand. once you have a nice wad of c-m in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. the spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.
jamie spider punched mary-lou for giving such a sh-tty bl-w j-b
punching someone in the -n-s.
i was in the middle of this awesome threesome when my buddy got a little too close to me so i ended up giving him a spider punch.

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