Spiesser
german: person who is a part of or aspires to the pursuit of middle cl-ss conformist comfort – nice house with a picket fence and a large car parked out front (and a fat retirement account).
from a medieval german name for a small weapon carried by middle-cl-ss townsfolk, adopted as a slur on the bourgoise by 19th century socialists.
“my parents are total spiessers. so boring!”
from an old german bank commercial:
a hippy in a trailer park is making fun of his neighbors, who have just gotten a mortgage from the bank and will be moving into a proper house: “spiessers!”
his five-year-old daughter: “i want to be a ‘spiesser’ when i grow up…”
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