spin the cell phone
a modern variation on the spin the bottle game. it’s usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a cell phone in turn, and the person who the top of the cell phone (works best with phones with an antenna) stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. ngk (no guy kissing) rules should be applied at all times. if the cell phone happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.
“hey, now that we’re all drunk, let’s play spin the cell phone!”
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