Spinal Branding


the art of drilling a hole in your girlfriends spine and -j-c-l-t-ng on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.
girlfriend : i’m leaving you for an african

boyfriend : no way b-tch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!

girlfriend : you win lets f-ck each others knee caps.

spinal branding is for life, not for african’s…

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