Spinny Chair
the single most awesomest chairs in the world; they provide enjoyment for people all over the word and if it weren’t for them, most people that work in offices would’ve quit by now.
boss: ted, i want your article turned in by five o’ clock this afternoon!
ted: sure boss. (mumbling to himself): thank god i have my spinny chair, or by now i would’ve killed myself.
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