Spit on it (just the tip)
1 a : to provide lubrication for an over sized p-n-s (as it compares to v-g-n-).
b : the advanced completion of the starfish technique.
2 a : natural anti chaffing method.
b : the best way to sanitize a wound.
girl: wait…i dont think its gona fit.
guy: spit on it (just the tip)
guy: can i use the back door?
girl: (no response because shes in the starfish position)
guy: -spitting noise-
guy1: ahh!!!
guy2: what?
guy1: i just cut my finger!
guy2: stop being a p-ssy and spit on it.
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