spit roast

verb: to spit roast. a s-xual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one p-ssive (male or female). man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (-n-l or v-g-n-l) while he/she sucks the p-n-s of person 3.

noun: the act off…
verb: would you like to spit roast me?

noun: last night, i had a spit roast
the spitroast is a degrading s-xual position to any female who is f-cked in the -ss/p-ssy doggystyle while on all fours sucking another dudes c-ck. the spitroast has special rules which must be abided by, ie. the code of the spitroast.
1. no crossing swords.
2. when eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. which dude will recieve the bl-wj-b and which guy will f-ck her doggy, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
this is to avoid the complicated situations when both males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when both wish to f-ck a rare ‘honey’ that can be conned into a spitroast.

if the males raise their arms towards each other at 45- angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a ‘sydney harbour bridge’.

if a 3rd guy can somehow manage to f-ck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a ‘double adaptor spitroast.

if instead the 3rd guy joins the action by w-nking over the females back or br–sts, then the position is known as a ‘lathe’.
dude 1 : “man, we should put that ‘honey’ on the spit.”
dude 2 : “nah…she looks a bit cl-ssy to want a spitroast.”
dude 3 : “she looks like a girl who would get excited if i joined in for a lathe (prounced ‘lay-th’).”
a threesome involving 2 males and a female. the woman in the middle gets f-cked from behind while sucking off the other male.
‘you dad and i spit-roasted your mom’ for maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. eg. ‘ hey which end you got?’ ‘i dunno i cant tell the difference!’
a s-xual act involving, traditionally, two men and one woman. one man penetrates the woman either in her v-g-n- or -n-s from behind, the other man receives oral s-x from the woman, creating an image resembling a spitroast.
yo, i heard tammy gets spitroasted by two different guys every night!
1. to roast a large piece of meat skewered with a spit, usually a whole pig, over an open flame. the spit enables you to turn the meat around to help cook it evenley.

2. a s-xual position in which a person is taken in the v-g-n- or -n-s from one end and in the mouth from the other end by two other conscenting adults.
1. “yes my friend look at that roast pork on the spit its looking nice and crisp and smell so good!” “dude im jewish that sh-t is sinful!”

2. “omg that b–tch is a sl-t she got spit roasted my mates edwardo and barnaby” “ye dude next she will be letting us all take turns, i bet she loves bukkake!”