spitin shrimp


when someone or a group of people is talking a bunch of non-sense or things that dont make sense or things that ypu know are not true
jim,”hey dude did you hear about hailey?”

david,”no what happened”

jim,”she has a d-ck”

david,”no she doesn’t i banged her last week,so quit spitin shrimp”

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