Spits and Splatters
while in the process of having s-xual intercourse with a woman in the “doggy style” position, the man pulls out and pretends to -j-c-l-t- on the woman’s back by spiting on it. and when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. this is usually followed by a “what now, b-tch!?” and uncontrollable laughter.
dude, i totally went spits and splatters on that chick last night! her face and back was covered in my bodily fluid! h-ll yeah!
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