a futile act.
i asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she’s never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, i was spitting in the wind.
crankiness brought on by hunger. “tiffany was a totally b*tch to me earlier” “oh, she’s dieting, she was probably just huncranky”
- mud sailing
when you pee and take a sh*t at the same time. most notably when you have food poisoning or had a beefy 5 layer burrito from taco bell. dude how’s your stomach? bro i been mud sailing all day from that burrito.
- two in the cooter one in the tooter
another way of saying “two in the pink one in the stink” or “two in the snapper one in the cr*pper” etc. i gave this b*tch a two in the cooter one in the tooter
- nosy o'donnell
someone with a huge nose that adds to a person’s head weight by a couple pounds. normal humans have brains in the middle of the skull but nosy o’donnells have the brain right next to their nose. they tend to sniff around like dogs because their ancestors are half blood hound and half human. finally, […]