Spizzing
the act of placing your hand under your erected p-n-s and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.
yesterday i was fornicating with my friend’s mother and i began spizzing on her face to cap off the wonderful love making session.
when you take so much speed that when you check your pants you realize you’ve slowly been j-zzing in them.
chuck: hey, rob, what’s with that huge stain on your groin?
robert: i snorted so many amphetamines i’ve been spizzing all day!
rob: what is this ‘spizzing’ you speak of?
chuck: discharging in my pants abundantly, of course.
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