Spizzler
noun- someone who is basically a lame-o they wont do anything spontaneous or on a night where school is the next day.
me: hey lets go to emily’s for movie night in like an hour!
spizzler: nah i can’t we have school tomorrow.
me: yea but its not an all night thing just till like 10:00 or 11:00
spizzler: yea but its such late notice and i am kinda sleepy so gonna have to p-ss 🙁
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