spladoitey
the worse possible outcome of any situation, if it gets any worse the dimensions will collapse and the whole universe will be torn apart and everyone will die and blow up in many different ways. the feeling of spladoitey is like lazers going through your brain and triggering every pain sensor in your body. once you’ve experienced it you have to live with it for all eternity. can be used as a noun or a verb and has several different spellings, but the main spelling is “spladoitey.” pr-nounced “spla-doii-t”
person 1: hey, did you hear about what happened to john?
person 2: yeah, i heard he got spladoitey, is it true?
person 1. yeah. poor guy.
person 2: we’ll miss him.
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