Splange


splange – adjective

used to describe what someone is talking about.
it is the verbal equivalent to chatting sh-t and/or sh-t talking (or better known as trash talking)

splange finds the majority of its usage amongst blacks in the united kingdom
always – chattin’ splange
he’s not the – f-ckin’ guy
he’s just a – stupid boy
i should – slap mans face
– tempa t

a: you’re such a dumb motherf-cker, i’m gonna f-ck your mom; the b-tch
b: stop splangin’ me

i’m gonna splange this youtube video
the slightly over eger weed smoker who hogs the joints, gets way too high and and doesn’t put in.
“i can’t f-cking believe this matt you pr-ck, next time you come round you’d better bring some weed, you f-cking splange.”
to spray someone with the vapour out of a half empty lucozade sport bottle, preferably with an element of surprise.
go over there and splange becky in the face when she turns around cuz shes doin my f–kin head in
a girls smelly v-g-n-
she’s got a right splange

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