splart
the physical act of both farting and -j-c-l-t-ng all at the same time.
although john loved betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol’ splart. she really liked it.
using s-m-n as an artistic medium
will you drop acid with me at the splart exhibit this weekend?
~onomotoepia~ a sound effect usually used for a mushy object hitting something solid.
splart!
a fart caused by the bowel loosening act of smoking a marijuana and tobacco cigarette (spliff).
oh man, after i took a hit of that spliff, i just had to let out a splart.
the act a farting a bubble of sperm and lubrication after -n-l s-x.
the splart bubble glistened in the moonlight after the glorious night of -ss s-x.
the term used for the squeeky noise that results when you purse your lips over the end of a spliff and attempt to toke on it prematurely. translation of splart is a spliff-lip-fart.
“did someone just fart?”
“na i just splarted brutha”
when a girl thinks shes gonna queef but sh-t comes out instead.
omg that b-tch splarted all over the place
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