splash mountain
a ride found in disney(world/land) where the rider is braught to the top of a man made mountain and takes plunges into water in a boat.
d-mn. i got wet on splash mountain.
when playing the game of basketball, preferably in a recreational league and/or pick up game. and stating to the defending player: “have you been to disneyland?” then immediately after, pulling up for the easy j over the lack l-ster d. immediately after the automatic (preferably three point shot), saying: “splash mountain.”
baller 1: aye charles.
baller 2: what’s good?
baller 1: tommy just took that fool to disneyland.
baller 2: for real, splash mountain.
baller 1: man, it feels like we in the magic kingdom.
baller 2: no man, jimmy is just soaking wet today, taking that sorry -ss cat to splash mountain.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s br–sts and then proceeds to motorboatthem.
t-ts mcgee had some huge t-ts, i busted my load right on them and rode the splash mountain.
when a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (aka blumpkin), the man’s p–p causes the toilet water to splash into the woman’s face.
i had to p–p so bad i turned a blumpkin into a splash mountain.
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