splashback

a sort of toilet tsunami. dropping a t-rd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your -rs-crack..

its bad when it happens in your own toilet – its worse when it happens in a public one.
above explains it all.
a phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the b-tthole or genitals.

generally occurs only after you’ve already p-ssed in it.
oh man, splashback! what the h-ll? that cr-p was tiny…
when you take a big cr-p and you terd lands in such a way that the dirty toilet water splashes back up at your -ss getting you all wet. usually refered to when your launching -ss rockets.
skaz:im gona go launch some -ss rockets
chubbs:alright, have fun, and watch out for the splashback!
when the cr-p drops from a distance great enough so that , when it comes in contact with the surface of the water in the toilet bowl the water, and whatever is in it, splashes and hits your -ss, hence splashback
it sucks to have a splashback after you pee
when you are taking a dump and the deployement of your piece of cr-p makes the toilet water splash straight up to your -ss, usually in your -ss-hole.
i was taking a huge dump the other day and had one h-ll of a splashback!
the water that goes up your -ss when you launch a t-rd down into the toilet bowl.
john: hey!
sam: hi!
john: you know what’s a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
sam: what?
john: splashback!
1. when you drop a doogan in the toilet and it hits at such a force that water splashes up onto your cheeks and/or -n-s.

2. when you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.
“sh-t, my -rs- crack is wet ’cause i got splashback from that toilet.”

“hey joe, what’s that all over your shoes?”
“f-ck don’t you just hate splashback?”

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