splashguard
when you place some toilet paper in the toilet before taking a dump so that your sh-t will land on the tp and not splash toilet water on your -ss or crotch.
sheila always makes a splashguard before she sh-ts.
to put a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before a power p–p to eliminate sound and splashback
i just ate at white castle and the next day at work i used the bathroom and it was packed, so to protect my dignity i put down a splash guard.
a roll of fat on a female’s stomach that prevents a male’s sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his p-n-s from her v-g-n- just prior to -j-c-l-t–n.
that b-tch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn’t my load would’ve caused her to drown.
when you feel a big duece coming on, you would lay down a splashgaurd to avoid nasty toilet water splashing back onto or even worse into yourself
o my god, im so happy i laid down that splashguard, i swear i would’ve drained the toilet otherwise.
when wearing gl-sses while performing oral s-x to prevent crustaceous eyelids.
i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.
bug eyed gl-sses worn while getting a bl-w j-b
i was getting my d-ck sucked by my woman with her splashguards on, they kept my j-z out of her eyes when i blew my load all over her face.
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