splatter-poop
early in the moirning- after a night of drinking ,usually 24-36 beers to your head- you sit on the toilet to take a cr-p – but instead of the usual hydra-chloride induced golf b-lls- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter p–p. a liquidy substance launched at 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before
dude- no f-cking way am i cleaning that splatter-p–p off the floor and toilet- dave did it ,let f-ckin dave clean it!
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